An Open Letter to Rude and/or Stupid Drivers

Dear Driver(s),

When you are rude and/or stupid on the road, you are an unattractive person who subtracts from, rather than contributes to, society and the human race. I hope that you die soon, and painfully, and due to your own horrendous driving, and spend the rest of eternity stewing in a particularly unpleasant spot in hell.

Utterly Sincerely,
Me